Gwyneth Paltrow sold out of a candle that smells like her vagina. One question, why? Not why did she sell out, but why her vagina? Did her armpits not make the grade? How did we arrive at a lifestyle accessory smelling like our lady bits? Every woman’s tulip will reflect the scent of her diet, […]
Author Archives: Djanka Gajdel
Meghan and Harry are breaking tradition leaving the Royals and movin’ on up to Canada. Good for them. Adulting looks like this. As an observer of this British theatre, I understand they’re incensed with the press. I share in that. Their anger, stemming from being pursued, and mine from naive comments made about Canada by […]
A new decade and new year are now upon us. Polar ice caps are melting faster than an ice cream bar on a hot summer’s day, and Mother Nature has officially flipped us the bird. We have leaders of nations whose petulant disposition is matched by that of a toddler having a tantrum. Difficult, unrelenting, […]
At this time every year, I’m reminded of a Christmas story that makes me smile. It was a magical Christmas morning in 1992. I had decorated the house immaculately, and everything necessary for the season was prepared. I was looking forward to a festive day spent with family. I was young, in love and had […]
‘Tis the season of merry production. Dashing through the house and pulling out the festive platters, boxes of tree decorations and garland, decorating inside and out. Picking up a tree, and paying triple due to a shortage, while putting together our gay apparel. Create a seasonal ‘to do’ list that winds up being a book […]
With the Christmas season upon us, the chatter of commercial consumption has commenced, focusing on acquisitions instead of reflections. I’m reminded of the complexion of Christmas’s past, celebrations as a child in the early sixties. Christmas Eve and Christmas morning spent at church, followed by a festive extravaganza either at our home or that of […]
The food chain is losing insects, animals and birds. I get that we’ve been the instigators in this, but I wonder why the Malayan Tigers are extinct while dinosaurs continue to roam the planet. Though the appearance of today’s dinosaurs is different from those found in archeological digs, they are just as predatory and dangerous. […]
I’m hearing that the ladies are finished laying out what feels like a mortgage payment to get their hair done. I’m prefacing this blogpost not to include those that have engaged in DIY perms, hair colours or other jackass activities that required a salon to bail them out. Nor am I referencing the salons offering […]
Carol Welsman is a six time Juno Award nominated female jazz vocalist/pianist who had her nonlinear portrait captured by Canada’s premier portrait photographer, Edward Gajdel.
I didn’t fully understand the power of vows until I renewed them. I was 23 when I first declared my vows to my husband, much to the chagrin of the Catholic church — coming from the pages of Kahil Gibran instead of the bible. When my husband recited his words, I heard loving poetic prose […]









